Chapter 6: The Otherworld Version of the Roast Conference (Part Four)
Amidst the laughter, Han Jue expressed his gratitude to the audience, bowed, and then returned to his seat
Everyone enjoys this sharp-tongued and acerbic commentary
The audience at the scene laughed so hard that their faces ached, unable to restrain themselves as they began to clap vigorously, cheering and applauding. It was a splendid live performance
Then, tap the nonexistent blackboard beside you with your hand
Although Han Jue was only wearing a white shirt and jeans, a very simple combination, it made the audience feel that this person was very different from other artists and guests, as if he were radiating light, firmly capturing people's gaze and attention, making it impossible to look away
Smart fans do not watch my performances; they want to avoid being driven to anger by me
It is indeed interesting that Han Jue has combined the behavior of "loyalty to celebrities through fandom" with "the harmful health effects of smoking". Earlier, he expressed understanding of this behavior, but later he used smoking as a form of satire.
I am speaking in the literal sense of "how good," this is a question. Because he is speaking, I cannot hear a single word clearly.
Previously, this program would criticize people indirectly; they have never encountered such straightforward and direct commentary. Having never seen it before, they are very excited and readily accept it
After Han Jue saw the guest stand up, he looked down at the audience with a scrutinizing expression and said
Because there are too many yellow-skinned people here
This greasy uncle, I have heard that you have indulged in substances other than fans, I must exclaim here, your nose is just like Mr. Chen's sphincter, truly capable of accommodating anything
This individual, who attracts my attention greatly, is a man with a rather peculiar hairstyle (Shamate). Everyone, take a look at his face; his specialty lies in skillfully hiding his eyes, as he is concerned about being targeted by pepper spray. Remember him, and do not give him the opportunity to commit a crime. This is Xiao Guang, who initially mocked Han Jue during the counterattack.
The atmosphere on site was extremely joyful. In fact, the performance time allocated to Han Jue had already exceeded the limit, yet everyone was immersed as if it were a special concert for Han Jue. The director team, initially flustered, gradually calmed down, as if they had unexpectedly reaped a delightful surprise, greedily capturing Han Jue on camera
The uncle seemed to express his disdain for Han Jue by starting to pick his nose
Everyone was amused
After Han Jue took his seat, the applause continued. The host simply did not urge anyone and just watched Han Jue together with everyone.
The Black guest said
The audience, upon hearing this, politely joined in with applause.
Han Jue paused here
Thus, Han Jue continued
Why not have a performance here?
This friend provided a personal account to explain what is meant by "bullying the weak and fearing the strong". Everyone should take note of this, as it is a key point that will be tested.
This kind of "unexpectedness" is quite common in stand-up comedy
Hey, those little children, why so serious? You are too sensitive, and I do not like sensitive people. I also do not like sensitive children. Let me tell you a story
Next, I must admit that I was quite fierce in my criticism earlier, and I truly envy him. He has three variety shows to host, is incredibly wealthy, and has many accomplishments. Of course, what I envy the most is that he can still walk down the street without being recognized. The criticism is that, in the eyes of the Chinese, all black people look quite similar.
The guests all widened their eyes to look at Han Jue, and the one who was named was so unnerved that he could barely control himself.
Han Jue was unaware of how much time had passed; he felt there was nothing to complain about, so he decided to go down. The main guest refrained from making any criticisms, as she had not yet commented on Han Jue, and it would not be appropriate to initiate an attack.
Han Jue let out a sneer, looking at the audience below, and said leisurely
So you see, it would be much better if the atmosphere were a bit more relaxed. Do not act like the joke police. Rest assured, I will not criticize you either, and the other audience members should not be constantly thinking of causing trouble.
The person below, my colleague, Xiaohan, speaks very slowly, and it seems you are enjoying this moment. I just want to remind you that many years from now, when you return to the fast-food restaurant as a server, reflecting on the highlights of your life from tonight, you will say: I... wish... I... could... have... been... a bit... more interesting back then.
Everyone was momentarily stunned before a wave of laughter and cheers erupted throughout the venue
Impressive!
Be loyal to the brand
Mr. Chen was just tapped on the shoulder, and now he is waiting for Han Jue as if facing a formidable enemy. Suddenly receiving such praise is truly unexpected.
Bull b ! ''
After I go down, there will definitely be someone who tells me, 'Han Jue, you are really interesting, but after this episode airs, those foolish fans will surely hate you. Those foolish fans come to watch your performance, only to end up hating you.' I will tell him, 'No, the foolish fans hate my performance, while the smart fans...
The guest who was criticized by Han Jue for speaking unclearly stood up and began to say that Han Jue either had a problem with his ears or had a problem with his brain, calling him a sissy
The Black guest was immediately dissatisfied, shouting that he wanted to settle the score.
Has his translation arrived on site
When everyone thought this was an exclamatory sentence, Han Jue added.
I have a 6-year-old nephew. Once, I asked him what birthday gift he wanted, and he said, 'Uncle Han, I want a Barbie doll.' I told him, 'Get lost, you little fool.' Make no mistake, I don't care if he likes playing with dolls; I have no objection if he wants to wear a dress. But I will not buy him a Barbie doll, as Barbie dolls create unrealistic expectations for little boys. What kind of expectations? They might think that it is easy to twist off a head.
I truly admire Han Jue as a professional stand-up comedian; these live improvisational performances are equally impressive when taken to the stage.
The director looked at the boiling scene and was truly impressed by the one on stage. He glanced at the writers of the program beside him; what were the writers doing? Why were they jumping up and down?
Han Jue heard it, looked at the Black guest with amusement, and said
Next, regarding this individual, how well has he performed
Some who firmly believe that Han Jue is merely following a script for the show also have doubts about whether he is truly improvising. However, such a level of responsiveness is certainly not something that an illiterate or uneducated person could articulate or write.
I actually understand why fans come to criticize me, even though that can be considered online violence. However, I can also understand it, after all, I have such a sharp tongue, right? I myself... barely qualify as an idol, and I used to have my own fans. So I truly understand.
All the audience present stood up and applauded, offering their applause to Han Jue
If it weren't for this bit of sarcasm, the audience might really think that Han Jue has changed his character
There is also one person whose ambitions are so grand that it is difficult not to notice him. It is quite concerning that before he bites his fingernails, he must first deep-fry his hands to find it flavorful. This is a complaint about a chubby middle-aged man.
Han Jue exhibited neither complacency nor anxiety; instead, he descended the stage with a calm demeanor, his expression unperturbed and his steps steady, as if he had merely taken a stroll and returned.
Xiao Han reminisces about her past experiences working at a fast food restaurant in her comedic remarks. Han Jue perceives this not merely as a complaint, but rather as a subtle curse, implying that Lin Yihan's career in the entertainment industry has been unsuccessful
Mr. Chen is a man dressed in flamboyant attire
The sound of rushing water
The audience then burst into laughter, feeling quite self-reproachful for mistakenly thinking that Han Jue had begun to compliment someone, as that particular guest's speech was indeed somewhat difficult to understand
The complaints continue
Next, we have Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen, you are a legend; your humor and wit have reached legendary status.
The audience was laughing to the point of tears, and apart from the main guest Lin Qin, Han Jue had already made jokes about everyone else.
This lady, I just heard that the production team was quite surprised to have you as a guest. I must say, I am also quite surprised that you managed to find time to be on site amidst your schedule for cosmetic procedures, which is no easy feat. To be honest, if you were to die, please remember to cut your face into small pieces to prevent birds from eating it and potentially ingesting plastic, which could lead to digestive issues; otherwise, that would be considered animal cruelty.
Some of the loyal fans of the guests are so conspicuous among the jubilant crowd.
Hold on, hold on, what I actually mean by legend is something akin to the Wild Man of Shennongjia, the Loch Ness Monster, or alien spacecraft. Teacher Chen's humor is on par with these legends, meaning we have all heard of them, but no one has truly witnessed them.
This sudden disturbance truly caught me off guard
This plastic surgery is quite obvious, and everyone is hesitant to comment on it. However, Han Jue has no such concerns; with such a significant point of criticism, it feels uncomfortable not to address it.
However, Han Jue's complaints continue
Once, after my parents discovered that I was smoking, they called me over and instructed me to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes all at once. An entire pack of cigarettes, smoked in one go. Then, they imparted an important lesson to me
The atmosphere at the scene was even more fervent, as if adding fuel to the fire
Han Jue paused for a moment and looked at the audience
Han Jue saw it and said
The joke itself is not particularly funny; what is interesting is that everyone thought he was discovered by his parents and was required to smoke an entire pack at once as a form of extreme education. Another method was used to help him quit smoking, but the outcome was not as intended.